On Considering the Purchase of a Cake Knife During a Global Pandemic
How else am I going to cut all of this cake? And I’ll be damned straight to Hell if a global pandemic causes me to endure an inferior cake experience.
Category: Ennui
Scholars of the distant future will find the biographical and social context of J.M. Torgo’s writing in this basket of listlessness and unnameable discontent.
The Magnificent Bastards Apocalyptic Activity Book
Download the Magnificent Bastards Super Busy Activity and Fun Book–the perfect way to make it look like you’re taking notes during that Zoom meeting.
Perfect Summer Reading for 2020 (i.e., weird)
Not that 2020 needs it, but get some weirdness in your summer reading, Free weirdness. Which is the best kind.
Higher Ed and the Replicable Academic Workforce
Higher ed has become self-aware of its labor practices, which is good because the AI we installed as President is also self-aware.
Accreditation for Administrators in the Time of Kaiju
Accreditation presents numerous challenges to the associate dean of the future. Throw in a higher frequency of Kaiju attacks, and you’ve got a recipe for higher ed catastrophe. Get your plasma cannons in order!
Every Associate Dean Needs Access to an Inter-dimensional Portal
The administrative toolbox is powerful and varied in higher education. But in the middle-management world of the associate dean, command of trans-universe information would be a game changer.
Being a Time-Traveling Bounty Hunter Is Not for Dabblers
The Internet has put a career as a time-hopping fugitive wrangler in reach of thousands of everyday people—maybe millions. But is it really for you?
Top Underrated Cryptids
You’ve sampled the best. Now get to know the rest. These overlooked curiosities look great in a secret, underground menagerie or serving hors d’oeuvres to your favorite venture capitalists: top underrated cryptids!
Damn You, Epicurious, Straight to Hell
I trusted them, and I should have known better. I’m sure that you, Reader, are chuckling mirthlessly into your hotContinue Reading
Writing on a snowy day
It’s a snow day! Snow tickles the ground’s fancy. Trees, streets, houses, woodchucks, most birds, and traffic cops who are on overtime are covered in a snug crust of early December frost. It is time to open our minds like a sizzling oyster.