We’ve Missed the Real Tardigrade Menace
Tardigrades. You know ’em. You hate ’em. They get into everything, and they basically can’t be killed. We’ve tried everything:Continue Reading
Category: Ennui
Scholars of the distant future will find the biographical and social context of J.M. Torgo’s writing in this basket of listlessness and unnameable discontent.
Oh my GOURD!
You think fall is about the impending spiritual repose of the world, but it’s really about a very special fruit.
Is Higher-Ed Administration Compatible with Naturism? An Inquiry
Why should the tassel on my mortarboard be the only thing dangling?
Musings upon seeing a review of Magnificent Bastards of the Apocalypse in Kirkus Reviews
Kirkus Reviews had several nice words for MBOTA. I counted them, but I’m not prepared to share that information just yet. Or you could just read it and count for yourself. I don’t care. Whatever.
On Considering the Purchase of a Cake Knife During a Global Pandemic
How else am I going to cut all of this cake? And I’ll be damned straight to Hell if a global pandemic causes me to endure an inferior cake experience.
The Magnificent Bastards Apocalyptic Activity Book
Download the Magnificent Bastards Super Busy Activity and Fun Book–the perfect way to make it look like you’re taking notes during that Zoom meeting.
Perfect Summer Reading for 2020 (i.e., weird)
Not that 2020 needs it, but get some weirdness in your summer reading, Free weirdness. Which is the best kind.
Higher Ed and the Replicable Academic Workforce
Higher ed has become self-aware of its labor practices, which is good because the AI we installed as President is also self-aware.
Accreditation for Administrators in the Time of Kaiju
Accreditation presents numerous challenges to the associate dean of the future. Throw in a higher frequency of Kaiju attacks, and you’ve got a recipe for higher ed catastrophe. Get your plasma cannons in order!
Every Associate Dean Needs Access to an Inter-dimensional Portal
The administrative toolbox is powerful and varied in higher education. But in the middle-management world of the associate dean, command of trans-universe information would be a game changer.