We’ve Missed the Real Tardigrade Menace
Tardigrades. You know ’em. You hate ’em. They get into everything, and they basically can’t be killed. We’ve tried everything:Continue Reading
Category: Torgo Writes
A Torgo-centric experience for curious and incautious.
Oh my GOURD!
You think fall is about the impending spiritual repose of the world, but it’s really about a very special fruit.
On Considering the Purchase of a Cake Knife During a Global Pandemic
How else am I going to cut all of this cake? And I’ll be damned straight to Hell if a global pandemic causes me to endure an inferior cake experience.
Perfect Summer Reading for 2020 (i.e., weird)
Not that 2020 needs it, but get some weirdness in your summer reading, Free weirdness. Which is the best kind.
Damn You, Epicurious, Straight to Hell
I trusted them, and I should have known better. I’m sure that you, Reader, are chuckling mirthlessly into your hotContinue Reading
Writing on a snowy day
It’s a snow day! Snow tickles the ground’s fancy. Trees, streets, houses, woodchucks, most birds, and traffic cops who are on overtime are covered in a snug crust of early December frost. It is time to open our minds like a sizzling oyster.