Super Patriot Boy is the most loyal, most earnest, most genuine of the Bastards. Also the dumbest, obviously, but he holds the fate of the universe in his ugly little head.
The world of Magnificent Bastards of the Apocalypse is one of wonders. Like Perpetubabies, which make you wonder which Dark God was having a bad day when it made these things. Or a corporation. It was probably a corporation.