The Bastards Drop!
The Bastards have dropped like a hit of vintage, Soviet-bloc acid, and it’s going to be a long, strange trip.
Category: Magnificent Bastards of the Apocalypse
Writing devoted to your favorite sociopaths, as long as your favorites are Flapman, Gibson, and Super Patriot Boy. MBOTA is nihilistic science fiction with pep and/or gratuitous violence.
The Magnificent Bastards Apocalyptic Activity Book
Download the Magnificent Bastards Super Busy Activity and Fun Book–the perfect way to make it look like you’re taking notes during that Zoom meeting.
Inside the Sausage: Making Magnificent Bastards of the Apocalypse
Peer inside the dystopian meat grinder of Magnificent Bastards of the Apocalypse.
Magnificent Bastards of the Apocalypse is live!
A scientist, a semi-immortal clone, and a demonic maniac walk into the world’s most popular Mongol-themed bar…
Know Your Bastards: Courtney
Courtney, heroic guardian of the hallowed aisles of FedExico, wishes you good bargain-hunting. To help you on your way, please take this sub-dermal loyalty chip and a few thousand volts from her Shopper Incentivizor.
Know Your Bastards: Super Patriot Boy
Super Patriot Boy is the most loyal, most earnest, most genuine of the Bastards. Also the dumbest, obviously, but he holds the fate of the universe in his ugly little head.
Know Your Bastards: Flapman
Flapman is the linchpin of the Magnificent Bastards of the Apocalypse. No, that’s not it…not “linchpin.” It’s, um… jerk. He’s a murderous jerk.
Perpetubaby (Evil Baby Clone of the Feculent Zone)
The world of Magnificent Bastards of the Apocalypse is one of wonders. Like Perpetubabies, which make you wonder which Dark God was having a bad day when it made these things. Or a corporation. It was probably a corporation.
Excerpt: Magnificent Bastards of the Apocalypse
In Chapter 1 of Magnificent Bastards of the Apocalypse, it is Scavengeday, second day of the week. Gibson, Super Patriot Boy, and Flapman roam the Feculent Zone in search of calories and meaning. Mostly calories.