Courtney, heroic guardian of the hallowed aisles of FedExico, wishes you good bargain-hunting. To help you on your way, please take this sub-dermal loyalty chip and a few thousand volts from her Shopper Incentivizor.
The world of Magnificent Bastards of the Apocalypse is one of wonders. Like Perpetubabies, which make you wonder which Dark God was having a bad day when it made these things. Or a corporation. It was probably a corporation.
In Chapter 1 of Magnificent Bastards of the Apocalypse, it is Scavengeday, second day of the week. Gibson, Super Patriot Boy, and Flapman roam the Feculent Zone in search of calories and meaning. Mostly calories.